5 definitions by Cynical bloke

scum-mo

An Australian Prime Minister who thinks coal is the solution to the world's energy needs.

Scum-mo replaced Malcolm Turnbull as Prime Minister.
Fuck. Another lame-brain in The Lodge.

by Cynical bloke August 30, 2018

Mormon, book of Mormon

A stupid book written by a lying drug addict paedophile called Joseph Smith. Also known as the 'Book of Morons' after the morons who believe in it.

Shit, we've run out of toilet paper. Great, we finally have a use for the Book of Morons. Wipe the shit off your arse with that shit. Start with the chapter that contains the story about Brigham Young giving Joseph Smith a blow job. mormon, book of Mormon was written by a sexual pervert.

by Cynical bloke December 9, 2018

Far cough

An unfriendly euphemistic expression asking another person to decamp. Similar to the biblical phrase "Go forth and multiply".

Far cough you slimy cunt-faced son of a bitch.

by Cynical bloke September 10, 2018

Stupid Slurdock

An incredibly old, incredibly evil old cunt who owns a massive media empire which he uses to manipulate and undermine democracy. A real facist piece of shit.

Fuck Stupid Slurdock. So waiting for that old cunt to die and go to meet his master. I hope he likes hot places.

by Cynical bloke April 13, 2019

Trickle-down economics

When the rich piss on the working class and small business and tell us it's good for us.

What's that foul-smelling yellow liquid trickling down my neck? Oh shit, more trickle-down economics. Thanks, Australian Liberal Party / Republicans / British Conservative Party / insert fascist right-wing party here.

by Cynical bloke November 4, 2021