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Definitions by Cuntmir Toufag

Fartboat (noun)
Pronunciation: /ˈfärt-ˌbōt/

A term for a boat in which one or more individuals continuously emit loud, disruptive flatulent sounds while traveling down a river or waterway. These sounds are often so frequent and noticeable that they disturb nearby boats and passengers.
As the fartboat cruised past, its passengers' uncontrollable flatulence created a cacophony of sounds that sent nearby kayakers paddling quickly to escape the overwhelming stench and noise.
Fartboat by Cuntmir Toufag November 28, 2024

Not for performance reasons

A phrase used by someone who has been terminated from a job position for low performance and is embarrassed to admit it.
Did you hear that Amir got fired today? He told me that it was not for performance reasons.