Definitions by Cuntflap McTittlewitty

Ralph Johnson 

A Ralph Johnson is when a girl pukes while giving you head. This name was inspired by a disturbing .gif file which depicts a black woman ralphing on some guy's johnson. Hence, Ralph Johnson.

Dude, Sarah gave me a Ralph Johnson last night.

That's fucking sick, bro.

Ralph Johnson by Cuntflap McTittlewitty May 27, 2009