Definitions by Cunt von Cunt

UCAS 

A form. Not to be confused with the bionic, even though it does cost £6M maaaaan, understaaaaand? Me neither.

"John Evans please sign for your UCAS form again" - Noddy Holder

UCAS by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003

no bend 

Something which does not have a bend.

"No bend - like a drag racing track"

no bend by Cunt von Cunt November 6, 2003