Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Cunt Wizard

Rectum Dragon

A way of describing an uncomfortable and fiery sensation of the rectum.

I did anal with the girl I met at the bars this past weekend and totally left her with a rectum dragon.

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1. A name used to describe someone who does something so goofy/dumb that you are at a loss of words

2. Someone who is widely known as a dingbat

Guy #1 "Do you by chance know Emerson?"
Guy #2 "Haha yeah, that guy is a Prime Dingbat"

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1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

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