2 definitions by Cumrag Adenauer

Uncorking the Salami

When a man cuts his penis so that the tip fills with blood. The blood crystalises, blocking it up, and then the man ejaculates, sending semen and dried blood everywhere.

"I caught him uncorking the salami all over her"

by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022

Theta Sigma

The dilfiest megadilf in the history of dilfkind

"Theta Sigma is such a dilf, I want him to sit on my face"

by Cumrag Adenauer September 8, 2022