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back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

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The act of picking up a homeless man and eating his ass while he fucks your wife.

I scored the best street cleaner last night when I picked up Harry the homeless guy and ate the corn out of his ass while he banged Debbie.

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