3 definitions by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master
Herpaghonasiphilitus is a terrible disease that no man or woman should have to bear. It is a combination of the sexually transmitted diseases-herpes, ghonareah, siphulus, and hepatitis c. The disease causes the persons sexual organs to quickly and painfully rot away. Once it's rotted away the sex organs it moves on to the pancreas, the kidneys, and then before death the heart and brain. There is no known cute for this disease.
Blake: hey I think I got Herpaghonasiphilitus from that chick Sam.
Garrett: you're screwed man there ain't no cute for it.
Blake: totally worth it *dies*
Garrett: you're screwed man there ain't no cute for it.
Blake: totally worth it *dies*
by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 8, 2013
Super Gigga Nigga is a picture currently circulating the inter web. It is a picture showing a black man with no lower body who is beyond humanly "ripped". He has several heads coming off of his body hat are at the end of massive tentacles. He has several battle scars and a tattoo swastika on his chest. He has blonde super saiyan hair.
Blake: Dude have you heard about Super Gigga Nigga?
Brandon: No show me.
Blake: *looks up picture*
Brandon: what the hell?!?! Why would anyone make that?
Brandon: No show me.
Blake: *looks up picture*
Brandon: what the hell?!?! Why would anyone make that?
by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 7, 2013
The "Game of Points" is a mentally disturbing and challenging game in which someone who has absolutely no boundaries is awarded points for doing dirty and unmentionable things. After acquiring so many points the challengee advances to the next level. There are 5 different ranks and limitless levels. You start off with nothing at 25 you become bronze after 50 points you're silver, gold 75 points, platimun 100 points, diamond 125, miner 150 points. Upon reaching 150 points youre bumped down to nothing and start over. you add 1 to each level as you gain points.
Blake: Man did you hear? Brandon just advanced to level 9 platinum.
Garrett: Holy crap you serious?
Blake: Yeah that guy is disturbing.
Garrett: No he's just a boss at the game of points.
Garrett: Holy crap you serious?
Blake: Yeah that guy is disturbing.
Garrett: No he's just a boss at the game of points.
by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 4, 2013