Herpaghonasiphilitus is a terrible disease that no man or woman should have to bear. It is a combination of the sexually transmitted diseases-herpes, ghonareah, siphulus, and hepatitis c. The disease causes the persons sexual organs to quickly and painfully rot away. Once it's rotted away the sex organs it moves on to the pancreas, the kidneys, and then before death the heart and brain. There is no known cute for this disease.
Blake: hey I think I got Herpaghonasiphilitus from that chick Sam.
Garrett: you're screwed man there ain't no cute for it.
Blake: totally worth it *dies*
Garrett: you're screwed man there ain't no cute for it.
Blake: totally worth it *dies*
by Cthulhu Windsloft Paper Master December 8, 2013
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