3 definitions by Crystal Metthew
Biggest Pussy ever, gets 0 pussy. Plays in the O-line. His friends always make fun of him. But overall he kinda sexy. Still in the closet, because his friends will beat him up if they find out that he is gay. He is the sherminator in real life, his best friend Richard, is sexy and called Stifmeister. He has extreme sexy legs, and he is into Dilfs. Treat him good or his guy Richard(Stifmeister) will beat you up.
Girl: Group work with Vitus? ah heck no, he is a pussy. But I would really love to do it with Richard
Richard: Aight, im down *laughs in Sexy 6´0 ft*
Richard: Aight, im down *laughs in Sexy 6´0 ft*
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
The most badass guy ever, he has the strength of 10 fucking bodybuilders. He is handsome, he gets every girl he wants, but he only want milfs. 12 inch penis, and a huge but. The definition of sexy. He could beat everyone up. Muscular guy.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
The most badass guy ever, he has the strength of 10 fucking bodybuilders. He is handsome, he gets every girl he wants, but he only want milfs. 12 inch penis, and a huge but. The definition of sexy. He could beat everyone up. Muscular guy.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021