Definitions by Cryptocarlos

schlumperoni 

couch ceribral palsy, mounted in place with no emotion

Dave: I just took 100 mg of edible gummies, I'm about to be RIPPED

Carlos: so you still down to see that new star wars in an hour?

Dave: nah I'll be schlumperoni by then

schlumperoni by Cryptocarlos April 22, 2018