Spunk taped

When you cum on a magazine preferably a porn magazine and you can't open it up because the cum has sealed it.
When I saw Jenna Jameson in Playboy I cummed all over the magazine and when I came back a week later I couldn't open it because it was spunk taped.
by Crunk Magnum May 16, 2009
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Cum Throne

The seat or area where you cum the most. Most likely by a computer or bedside.
When I missed school last week I sat on my cum throne all day.

Don't sit there that's my cum throne!
by Crunk Magnum March 27, 2009
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