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Definitions by Crotchety Old Grouch

internet wife 

Like a wife, committed to each other, mentally, emotionally, intimately, and spiritually ... Just like a real marriage, joined as one, without physical intimacy ...
I have had an intimate relationship to my internet wife for the past 3yrs ...

assclown 

Demonrats don't know what the hell they are talking about,make stupid BS comments, pisses people off, and has no idea that everyone, (other then other assclowns) think this about them.