Definitions by Crookedmist

Inclothesnito 

When a person looks good in clothing, but bad naked.

I had to leave fast last night. She was inclothesnito! Didnt know she had four nipples.

Inclothesnito by Crookedmist December 19, 2016

bronze gauntlet 

when you anally fist someone with diarrhea and you pull your arm out and its covered you from your wrist, up with poo. looking like a bronze gauntlet.

i was grossed out last night when i fisted mary and she gave me a bronze gauntlet.

bronze gauntlet by crookedmist July 30, 2010

puppet-yank 

you sit in a chair place your elbow on your knee with your fist in the air. your good friend (normally a guy) then sits on your hand fisting himself while still standing. then you give him a reach around. the overwhelming pleasure causes your friend to flinch and jerk, looking like a puppet.

wow i couldn't believe Jon let me puppet-yank him last night.

puppet-yank by crookedmist July 30, 2010