Crispy K.'s definitions

minubit

A length of time that is longer than a minute and shorter than a bit.

I’ll be over to your house in a minubit.

by Crispy K. August 26, 2021

swuber

When someone swipes or steals your Uber.

We had ten minutes to get to the train station and someone swubered us!

by Crispy K. July 26, 2024

doubables

Having two doubles.

In my card hand, I have doubables, two fours and two fives.

by Crispy K. November 22, 2023

wiscagoan

Someone who currently lives in the Chicagoland area, but was born and/or raised in Wisconsin and still has the Wisconsin values, accent, loyalties, etc.

Brian is having such a hard time adjusting to life in the Windy City. He's such a Wiscagoan!

by Crispy K. July 2, 2024

doubable

When you have two pairs of the same tile or card or token in any game (like two red fives AND two green tens in rummikub).

When I have doubables to play in Rummikub, it can take forever to use those tiles!

by Crispy K. July 1, 2024

Fontshock

When you are surprised and astounded by the size of a persons font in their phone.

Omg! Fontshock! I can see your text message from across the table!!

by Crispy K. September 20, 2025

gophobia

The time when you freak out and are scared about letting another car merge in front of you.

I was trying to be a courteous driver but my gophobia was keeping me from letting others in.

by Crispy K. June 23, 2024