Definitions by Cringy Retard
TwizzySkip
TwizzySkip by Cringy Retard March 13, 2026
Subhydropteromegalaphobia
The intense misunderstood fear of large underwater propellers emerging from the depths of deep water. Or the fear of being submerged under them as well.
Best example of this is the titanic sinking scene, where the giant propellers lift up out of the water, as the ship tips downwards. PERSON 1: “Why do you have such a stupid specific niche fear of propellers coming out of the water that’s kinda dumb bro” PERSON 2: “its subhydropteromegalaphobia twin”
Subhydropteromegalaphobia by Cringy Retard March 13, 2026
Connor Harris
We get it on most every night
When that moon is big and bright
Its a supernatural delight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We get
Everybody here is out of sight
They dont bark and they dont bite
They keep things loose they keep it tight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We like our fun and we never fight
You cant dance and stay uptight
Its a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We get in on most every night
And when that moon is big and bright
Its a supernatural delight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight..
When that moon is big and bright
Its a supernatural delight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We get
Everybody here is out of sight
They dont bark and they dont bite
They keep things loose they keep it tight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We like our fun and we never fight
You cant dance and stay uptight
Its a supernatural delight
Everybody was dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
We get in on most every night
And when that moon is big and bright
Its a supernatural delight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight
Dancing in the moonlight
Everybodys feeling warm and bright
Its such a fine and natural sight
Everybodys dancing in the moonlight..
If you havent heard that shit, you have no dad and you have tasted milk because Connor Harris is cool and has a dad
Connor Harris by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022
Ryland Skipper
Is a virgin
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON
Secretly likes FORTNITE
Might have a crush of Charli D'maelio
IS STRAIGHT BUT SIMULATES A DICK IN HIS ASS WITH A USED TAMPON
KID #1 hey ryland what did you do on saturday?
Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends
Ryland Skipper: i played fortnite, jacked off to 7 year old amongus kids and shoved a used tampon up my ass AGAIN
KID #1: Dude you have no fucking friends
Ryland Skipper by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022
Cringy Retard
Cringy Retard by Cringy Retard February 16, 2022