Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Creamster

Minooka Minnow

Inserting your dick into a girl soft, and allowing it to grow within her. Therefore going from a “minnow” to a fully erect cock

I asked for a Minooka Minnow, and she was bonfoolerized with joy

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When you pick up a girl using your dick while having vaginal sex

I wanted to try a Florida Forklift with Janet but I forgot my Viagra

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Cumming and pissing into an empty soda can and then inserting it in ones anus, then having vaginal sex causing it to slosh out

I tried to give Candice a Channahon Creamcan but she was on her period!

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Popular slang term to describe a woman's breasts; Huge titties; Big jugs or melons; large boobs.

Oh wow, man, look at those GOLDEN BOZOS!

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