Definitions by Cream DJ

Promo 

Short for Promographic...

The office friendly version of Pornographic, that allows you to converse with colleagues about porn, without arising anyones suspicions as to your topic of conversation.

John - "Hey, Mikes downloaded some new promo, you want a copy?"

Jay - "Not if it's like that last shit he had, dudes ain't my thing!"

Promo by Cream DJ March 13, 2009

Face Guff

When someone burps but it smells like it came from their arse...

Normally happens after someone has either eaten a curry, drunk bitter, or not brushed their teeth...

"Ergh, which one of you scruffy cunts just farted"

"Not me"

"Not me either"

"Well it was one you, either that or a face guff"

Face Guff by Cream DJ March 2, 2009