Crazy Eyes's definitions

fecubemen

The substance, composed of feces and lubricant (and sometimes semen and saliva), which coats the penis and anus of participants after anal sex.

Damn bitch, that stinky fecubemen stained my sheets! You better pay for them before I bust a cap in that fecubemen-filled ass of yours!

by Crazy Eyes August 21, 2004

wafflestomper

when you take a shit in the shower and stomp it thru the drain

the toilet was backed up so Bill King tookk a wafflestomper.

by Crazy Eyes March 1, 2005

Nompliment

The polar opposite of a compliment, or the absence of a compliment where a compliment is needed.

Person 1: Hey, do what do you think of my new hair?
Person 2: ... You've got spinach in your teeth
Person 1: What a nompliment!

Careful... that guy is way harsh. For every compliment he gives you, you'll get 20 nompliments

by Crazy eyes November 1, 2013

Hell to the naw

Are you crazy for real asking me to do that shit

Will you give me a ride?
What hell to the naw!!

by Crazy eyes February 25, 2017