Assfun

When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time

Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”

by Cray Cray J June 06, 2018

Hweei

Go ahead. Try shouting the word “hweei ” in a Chewbacca voice. I’m sure you’ll sound retarded!

Friend 1: Dude, why does that autistic kid make that hweei noise?
Friend 2: I don’t think he can help it.

by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

Alabama lovin’

The loud sex that rednecks have in the state of Alabama, in which the whole family joins in to have some fun!

Guy from Atlanta: Damn! I can hear all that Alabama lovin’ from 100 miles away!

by Cray Cray J April 02, 2019