Definitions by Cray Cray J

Fucktober 

The 10th month of the fucking year.

This is when you have all the sex you can before “No Nut November.”

Yay! It’s Fucktober! Can’t wait to get laid in a scary way!

Fucktober by Cray Cray J March 25, 2019

Hweei 

Go ahead. Try shouting the word “hweei ” in a Chewbacca voice. I’m sure you’ll sound retarded!

Friend 1: Dude, why does that autistic kid make that hweei noise?
Friend 2: I don’t think he can help it.

Hweei by Cray Cray J March 24, 2019

Assfun 

When you are gay and you get a prostate exam for the first time

Gay man: “How was the doctors appointment, honeybunch?”
Gay husband: “Fantabulous! We had assfun together!”
Gay man: “Wha...”

Assfun by Cray Cray J June 13, 2018