Definitions by Crasher B

wonton wheel barrow 

Sexual position, woman on her back with only her shoulders touching, pelvis high in the air. Man has both of her legs on either side of him or in the "wheel barrow" position. Act performed on a women from Southeast Asia so she may slide across the bed or floor. She can be flipped face down for the "Reverse Wonton wheel barrow" but rug burns may insue. Flexibility is paramount.

Ling Mai wanted to do something different so I got her in the Wonton Wheel barrow!

wonton wheel barrow by Crasher B May 16, 2006

peatmoss 

Dark black shit that spackles the entire bowl of the toilet. Form of loose stool that looks like dirt and needing more than a brush to flush it down. Stinks very bad. Won't come off if it's let to dry.

Who took a peatmoss shit in the can?

peatmoss by Crasher B May 16, 2006

hash browns 

Another term for skid marks, hash marks or Bacon strips in a pair of underwear. More of a blotting stain than a stripe. Caused more from a fart gone wet than inpropper wiping.

John's mother was worried as she continues finding hash browns in his undies.

hash browns by Crasher B May 16, 2006