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daning

Getting sexual gratification from wearing tight trousers and shitting oneself.

Pete bought some new trousers for Daning at the weekend

by Crap in packets November 9, 2018

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Whopper

Philip Hammond, British MP

Philip Hammond truly is a Whopper

by Crap in packets March 14, 2019

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Greasy rat

A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles

I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK

by Crap in packets August 28, 2019

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