Definitions by Crap in packets

Greasy rat

A large unkempt vagina. Smells like a dead rodent. Food for uncles

I CHOWED DOWN ON HER GREASY RAT AND MY BREATH STANK FOR DAYS. HAD TO USE A TOOTHPICK

Greasy rat by Crap in packets August 28, 2019

Whopper 

Philip Hammond, British MP

Philip Hammond truly is a Whopper

Whopper by Crap in packets March 14, 2019

daning 

Getting sexual gratification from wearing tight trousers and shitting oneself.

Pete bought some new trousers for Daning at the weekend

daning by Crap in packets November 9, 2018