2 definitions by Crank Case
This is an Americanized, polite version of British slang. Used to express both surprise and displeasure simultaneously.
by Crank Case February 1, 2017
A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.
My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.
by Crank Case February 9, 2017