A physical disorder in which lack of sex and excessive horniness forces someone to sleep with a random stranger. Derived from narcoleptic in which lack of sleep causes a person to nod off mid-sentence.
My friend Ed hadn't been laid in so long, after the bar closed tonight he appeared to be fuckaleptic heading home with the bartender.
by Crank Case February 09, 2017
This is an Americanized, polite version of British slang. Used to express both surprise and displeasure simultaneously.
by Crank Case February 01, 2017