-"I like em' young and hairy call that Statutory ape."
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
-"The only thing I'm calling is the fucking cops!"
by Crackhead Professor January 20, 2022
The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.
"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."
by Crackhead Professor January 24, 2022
by Crackhead Professor January 24, 2022
"A dark place" is a mysterious plane of existence only accessed by youtubers filming apology videos. Common symptoms of being in a "dark place" include grooming minors, getting into drama for clout, playing the victim and overall scumfuckery.
A person in a dark place might say the following:
"I didn't want to make this video"
"I'm sorry you feel that way"
"Hold up lemme get my pet in frame for pity points"
"When I was ten my goldfish died It's okay for me to kill people"
A person in a dark place might say the following:
"I didn't want to make this video"
"I'm sorry you feel that way"
"Hold up lemme get my pet in frame for pity points"
"When I was ten my goldfish died It's okay for me to kill people"
"I'm sorry I skinned all remaining Bengal Tigers alive in my latest video. I was in a dark place when I filmed that three days ago."
"If you want to buy the merch I'm wearing the link is in the description below"
"If you want to buy the merch I'm wearing the link is in the description below"
by Crackhead Professor January 21, 2022