1 definition by Cracked Retard
The hottest and funniest person you will every meet. Always has a huge dick and is a sex machine that will steal your gf. Although around his closest friend his humor may be a little bit retarded, he will always be there for and he will never let u down. He uses he humor to mask the fact that he is constantly confused but not worried. He also looks like a fit but athletic person but can actually destroy you in a fight. Most of the time he will care about animals more than people but he will always be there for you when you need it. He might be a sex machine but in the end he is someone you won’t regret dating and is just a nice guy.
by Cracked Retard August 10, 2019