Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Crack Addict

hey poke the dead guy

what most people would say in the instance of finding some one of undetermined identity deceased and lying in a field.

first kid "whoa guys look what i found"
second kid "hey poke the dead guy"
dead guy"..............."

by crack addict July 3, 2003

A term used for the MMORPG 'World of Warcraft' due to its addictive and life consuming qualities.

'I'm going to hit the crack tonight'

'Let's shoot up, I'll see you online'

by Crack Addict April 23, 2005

I go to rising tide charter public school that shit SUCKS 🥳

by Crack addict May 8, 2019

A guy spreads his cheeks to open his red eye like a flower for his dog to lick. Then he french kisses the dog.

That sick TSC just florentined that dog

by cRack aDDict December 20, 2003