3 definitions by Cr@fty A
A term used by sport tipping websites where the tipper elects a round of his/her choice to have their total points doubled for that particular round. For example, in a round of AFL there are 9 games. If a player elects a particular round to be used as their joker round and they get 5 games correct, their score will be doubled to 10.
Boxy: I can't believe I am already 5 points off the pace after round 1. I really thought that Essendon would get up over the Suns. Luckily I still have 3 joker rounds to play to stage a comeback.
Crafty: Use them wisely dead shit!
Crafty: Use them wisely dead shit!
by Cr@fty A March 6, 2016
After going down to take her panties off, my nose caught a whift of her yeast farm. Considering wether to make an excuse and run for the door; I thought better or it and filled her yeast farm with my purple headed yogurt slinger and started farming.
by Cr@fty A June 30, 2010
The process whereby a masseur will give a female client a sleazy massage in which he will charge her a little extra cash in hand to conclude the massage with a finger bashing as her happy ending. The female equivalent of a Rub n Tug
Tracey: "Have you heard about the masseur on Long Street?"
Narleen: "No?"
Tracey: "Apparently if you go in and ask for Chuck, he gives a great massage and if you slip him an extra $20 at the end he'll finish you off with a Rub N Plug!"
Narleen: "No?"
Tracey: "Apparently if you go in and ask for Chuck, he gives a great massage and if you slip him an extra $20 at the end he'll finish you off with a Rub N Plug!"
by Cr@fty A January 28, 2015