Cpt Jake Hammerkill's definitions

apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.

We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 7, 2015

self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.

On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015