apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.
We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.
by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 07, 2015
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self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.
On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.
by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015
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