apocalypse porn

Offline stash of porn for the day the internet goes dark.

We were gathered around one day after the internet crashed and Jim pulled out a playboy magazine. Part of his apocalypse porn collection.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill September 7, 2015

self muterating

When one is speaking on a conference call, but no one can hear them because they are on mute.

On the call, we asked Joe a question, but we couldn't hear his reply because he was self muterating.

by Cpt Jake Hammerkill July 13, 2015