Cowboy Curtis's definitions

Procrasturbation

Having the desire to masturbate, but lacking the physical will to do so.

Person 1: Jesus Christ i'm soo horny! I'd jack off but the computer is all the way in the other room!

Person 2: Stop your procrasturbation, put down the blunt and get the fucking vasoline!

by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009

Isobation

The act of isolating yourself (most commonly locking yourself in your room) and jacking off for an extended period of time.

Person 1: Why hasn't Steve been in work for a week?
Person 2: Sad bastard took the week off to isobate.
Person 1: Damn, yet another victim of isobation.

by Cowboy Curtis June 19, 2009