Toilet paper

Something everyone needs to buy as much as they can of because coronavirus.

Person 1: Woah! Is that toilet paper?
Person 2: Yeah and it’s mine.
Person 1: I’ll pay $1,000. Pleasssssssse I need it nowwwww.
Person 2: Pathetic. This roll of toilet paper is obviously worth more than that. Never speak to me again.

by Cow dog toy March 31, 2020

April 17

International Bat Appreciation Day

Thank you bats for allowing me to stay inside all day because coronavirus. -Me on April 17

by Cow dog toy April 17, 2020