Definitions by Cousinisaspoonstealer
Madison
That evil cousin who is always laughing maniacally in the backroom.... she'll steal your spoons if you don't watch out. She cannot be trusted under any circumstances.
Guy Cousin: "What's that noise?"
Girl Cousin: "Sounds like a witch's cackle..."
Both Girl and Guy Cousin: "Madison!"
Madison: "Look its a penguin!"
Girl Cousin: *looks where she pointed* "I don't see anything." *Turns back around* "DAMN IT MADISON! WHY YOU STEAL MY SPOON?!?!"
Girl Cousin: "Sounds like a witch's cackle..."
Both Girl and Guy Cousin: "Madison!"
Madison: "Look its a penguin!"
Girl Cousin: *looks where she pointed* "I don't see anything." *Turns back around* "DAMN IT MADISON! WHY YOU STEAL MY SPOON?!?!"
Madison by Cousinisaspoonstealer October 24, 2011