Definitions by Cous Cous

Tuna Can Doo 

An unusually wide piece of poop, shaped like a tuna can, that leaves your ass feeling gaped after shitting.

"My ass felt violated after that Tuna Can Doo."

Tuna Can Doo by Cous Cous June 7, 2009

Poop Tip 

Specifically, it's a tip left on the closed lid of your hotel room toilet that you have thoroughly clogged and left for the maid to clean up. In a broader usage, it's appropriate to use the term to describe any tip given to someone dealing with the dirty, smelly aftermath of your poop.

"I took such a big shit in my hotel room this morning I clogged the toilet and had to leave a poop tip for the maid." (Specific usage)

"The room service guy showed up right after I took a monster shit. The room smelled so bad I gave him a little bit extra as a poop tip just for walking in." (Broader usage)

Poop Tip by Cous Cous June 7, 2009

Rat Belly Belt Buckle

Hanging your nuts and scrotum over the button of your pants so that it appears to be a belt buckle made of testicles.

Before walking into the bar, Flanders pulled out a rat belly belt buckle to see if anyone would notice.

Rat Belly Belt Buckle by Cous Cous August 20, 2008

Rat Gaurd 

A piece of wax paper or sponge firmly secured to the underside of the scrotum during double penetration in order to avoid rubbing rat belly with the other guy in the double team.

Kelltron strapped on his wax paper rat gaurd before shoving his cock up the bar slut's ass so he wouldn't accidentally rub rat belly with The Fiss.

Rat Gaurd by Cous Cous August 19, 2008