Definitions by Count Jerkula

Tactical Jerk 

1. to masturbate when you’ve woken up, but before you’re out of bed to awaken yourself

2. to masturbate when you’re about to fall asleep, causing yourself to relax and sleep

“Man I was tired this morning I had to hit a tactical jerk.”

Tactical Jerk by Count Jerkula February 11, 2025