Definitions by Count Dooko

polititian 

1. A person who tries to please everybody when speaking, and tries to steal everithing when acting.
2. A pathological liar.
3. When in electoral campaign: a prostitute.

Polititian A: It was a good movie. Wasn't it?
Polititian B: Yes it was.

polititian by Count Dooko July 21, 2008

Psychologist 

1. Friend-for-pay.
2. A pathological liar.
3. A better and happier person than the patient.

I was driving when I saw a psychologist.

Psychologist by Count Dooko September 15, 2005