6 definitions by Cougar Sport Killer
John was sitting at home alone watching pornography because his crazy side bitch Dee was away in California ; needing to bust a nut, John called NUTBUSTERS
by Cougar Sport Killer November 24, 2020
John was sitting home alone watching porn because his crazy side bitch DEE was away in California; needing to nut, John called NUTBUSTERS!!!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 24, 2020
The act in which two sexual partners are intertwined like anacondas mating. With the intensity and rhythm slowly building up-- the male plows the field of dreams, ball slappin', good, deep, and hard - until each partner simultaneously reaches an orgasm - like two run away freight trains - COLLIDING - the retrosexual sounds and ground shaking pounding can be heard by ALL for miles and miles around!
John and Dee had an out of body anaconda squeeze/freight train cum experience at the adult bookstore.
While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!
While John was plowin' Dee's field of dreams, they both had an intense, powerful, anaconda squeeze/freight train cum..........GOTTA LOVE THE BOMB SEX!!!!!!!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer February 19, 2011
Prostrate finger penetration (aka a good ole PEGGING) at Hotel California that detonates a mustard gas fart!
Dee went to check into John’s Hotel California; but when she did enter the masters chamber, she detonated the Del Taco toxic mustard gas fart!!!! Welcome to the Pegging at Hotel California!!! It’s a real SHIT HOLE!!! Wear protective gear!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer November 24, 2020
John has a python dick
by Cougar Sport Killer February 17, 2011
A penis that is grotesquely small - it ANNOYS the shit out of women - a woman might as well use a damn dildo or vibrator -
Lindzee Divine was in horror when her partner showed her his small dick disorder - it ANNOYED the hell out of her - so she pulled her 8" dildo out and satisfied herself! NO Q TIP DICK FOR HER!!!!!!
by Cougar Sport Killer February 19, 2011