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Definitions by Cosmosis Jones

Suckin' on Cubes 

The act of consuming ice cubes at a bar or party once all available funds for drinks have been expended and ice cubes are the only available medium for refreshment.
David loves suckin' on cubes.
Suckin' on Cubes by Cosmosis Jones December 12, 2008

Dicegrabber 

1. A gambler who depends on underhandedness or trickery in order to win a game of dice.

2. One who attempts to surreptitiously collect yahtzee dice before the previous roller has conclusively decided on a category.

3. A straight up ho.
"John turned out to be a dicegrabber, so we murdered him and threw his body in the river."

"That fuckin' dicegrabber yoinked my shit before I could decide on 6's or three of a kind."

"That tramp is a dicegrabber fo sho."

Dicegrabber by Cosmosis Jones December 9, 2008
As in the movie 300, an adjective to describe anything aided with overwhelming odds that somehow finds a way to fail.

The Lakers lost to the Bucks? What persians.
Persian by Cosmosis Jones March 19, 2007