Definitions by CosmicHorse

jacksonville 

The worst fucking city in the entire state of Florida. Don't move here unless you enjoy gang violence, heroin addicts, racist rednecks, shitty drivers, unkempt infrastructure, polluted rivers, dirty beaches, suckass football teams, low paying jobs, expensive yet roach filled and moldy apartments, and awful public schools.

You: "I'm moving to Jacksonville next year."

Me: "You poor fuck."

jacksonville by CosmicHorse March 11, 2017