Definitions by Cornish Pirate

Ball Ache

A chore that you really cannot be assed to do, so much so that'll it'll make your balls ache!

Girlfriend - 'Can you please clean the kitchen?'

'Sod that it's a ball ache'

Any form of STD that a male receives to his nob

''I slept with that rough bird from the estate last night... think I got nob rot!''