Definitions by Corncakes

Flip the Omelette 

To quietly fart with an unwelcome liquid component.

Every time I eat at IHOP, I flip the omelette on the drive home.

Flip the Omelette by Corncakes February 8, 2020

candy crust 

Pussy juice that has dried on your dick and underwear because you were too stupid or lazy to wash up after sex.

Took 15 minutes to loofah last night’s candy crust off my dick.

candy crust by Corncakes October 21, 2017