Cookies 4 cuddlez lol's definitions

hawwwomp

An eating noise that lends itself to an expression of affection to a significant other. It is a verb used to draw your partner's attention. Hawwwomp is also the sound effect used by Homer Simpson when eating a pie.

I will hawwwomp
I must hawwwomp

Who will hawwwomp me?

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

Blanket Time

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.

BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

Traffuck

When you are stuck in the worst traffic ever - you're stuck in Traffuck!

Why didn't you make it into work on time?

I was stuck in Traffuck!!

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016