Gustard

Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.

Oh no! I've got bad gustard today

by Controversial Dan January 02, 2016

Ciggarist

A person that never buys cigarettes but smokes all of yours. A cigarette terrorist.

I wish Dave would buy some fags he’s a right ciggarist

by Controversial Dan December 13, 2017