2 definition by Controversial Dan

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Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.

Oh no! I've got bad gustard today

by Controversial Dan November 02, 2015

A person that never buys cigarettes but smokes all of yours. A cigarette terrorist.

I wish Dave would buy some fags he’s a right ciggarist

by Controversial Dan December 12, 2017