Controversial Dan's definitions

Gustard

Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.

Oh no! I've got bad gustard today

by Controversial Dan January 2, 2016

Ciggarist

A person that never buys cigarettes but smokes all of yours. A cigarette terrorist.

I wish Dave would buy some fags he’s a right ciggarist

by Controversial Dan December 13, 2017