2 definitions by Controversial Dan

Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.
Oh no! I've got bad gustard today
by Controversial Dan November 2, 2015
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A person that never buys cigarettes but smokes all of yours. A cigarette terrorist.
I wish Dave would buy some fags he’s a right ciggarist
by Controversial Dan December 13, 2017
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