Definitions by Constant disappointment
Collunge
**Collunge** *(verb / noun)*
**Definition:**
When multiple terrible, chaotic, or stressful situations simultaneously lunge forward and collide into one massive, overwhelming shitshow. It is the sudden, violent impact of everything going wrong at the exact same time.
*Portmanteau of "collide" and "lunge."*
**Definition:**
When multiple terrible, chaotic, or stressful situations simultaneously lunge forward and collide into one massive, overwhelming shitshow. It is the sudden, violent impact of everything going wrong at the exact same time.
*Portmanteau of "collide" and "lunge."*
Examples:**
* "My car broke down, my printer jammed right before the final exam, and my morning coffee spilled all over my laptop. Life just decided to collunge on me today."
* "I thought dealing with the broken pipe was bad enough, but then the power went out and the dog escaped. It was a complete collunge."
* "My car broke down, my printer jammed right before the final exam, and my morning coffee spilled all over my laptop. Life just decided to collunge on me today."
* "I thought dealing with the broken pipe was bad enough, but then the power went out and the dog escaped. It was a complete collunge."
Collunge by Constant disappointment September 18, 2026
pansexual
Someone who is not only sexually attracted to male and female humans, but everything else, including but not limited to nonhuman animals, cars, and the Moon
Person 1: So, tell me about yourself.
Person 2: Well, I'm pansexual...
Person 1: stops listening and wanders off
Person 2: Well, I'm pansexual...
Person 1: stops listening and wanders off
pansexual by Constant Disappointment May 24, 2020