Definitions by Constant Disappointment

pansexual 

Someone who is not only sexually attracted to male and female humans, but everything else, including but not limited to nonhuman animals, cars, and the Moon

Person 1: So, tell me about yourself.
Person 2: Well, I'm pansexual...
Person 1: stops listening and wanders off

pansexual by Constant Disappointment May 24, 2020