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Definitions by Conqueefador

Miniature-Cockal

A rare and somewhat considered elusive type of penis , which is a common misconception as it’s simply hard to spot with the naked eye . Known to frequent areas such as Hobbs in the upper cam canyon , janome and overlocker in the lower south west .

Highly venomous but to small to physically inject venom into humans , usually hide under swollen gooches, bush/pubes/scrub outside a bedroom window and up the deep flogged out crevices of cams canyon.
You need to go to specksavers cunt cause I can’t see any miniature-cockal anywhere??
Miniature-Cockal by Conqueefador February 9, 2026

The Chamf 

a Rare shape of giant penis that gains a centimetre of girth to every centimetre down towards the base from the helmet , thus representing the shape of a chamfer . Considered to be the final boss of shlongs to sit on , no one has made past the half way mark let alone all the way to down to the base to claim the prize
“There's no way you’re taking on ‘ The Chamf ’ and surviving all that gradual girth , all the way to the base and beating the final boss to get the prize “
The Chamf by Conqueefador September 12, 2025
That dumb bitch is a spigger
Spigger by conqueefador September 4, 2023