Connor’s lawyer's definitions

attempted attempted murder

The attempt of murder never occcurs, but the attempt of attempt does

You are guilty of attempted attempted murder

by Connor’s lawyer April 29, 2022

dirty gethyn

The Act of sticking a snake 5 inches up your ass while bum-fucking a dog and slapping your girlfriends cock.

Person1: Hey Connor I heard you performed a dirty gethyn last night.
Person2: yeah Leo I did do you want to join next time.
Person1: sure!

by Connor’s lawyer March 21, 2022