Definitions by Connie Bates

Spraydar

Spraadar (tm) is the ability to detect the proximity of a next orgasm. The sparydar algorhythm uses both temporal and spatial data and the primarty receptor is the cum nerve. The better the spraydar reading the closer one is to an orgasm

All of a Bob's spraydar went off telling him to back of or be preapred to take a load.

Spraydar by Connie Bates January 17, 2026

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis 

that refers to a lung disease contracted from the inhalation of very fine silica particles, specifically from a volcano; medically, it is the same as silicosis. It is also the longest word in the English langurage

You would rather cough up bloody phlegm wads than to have to try to pronounce the condition that causes causes this, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by Connie Bates April 25, 2017

Jack-off Cookies 

Jack Off and then make a batch of cookies. Kind and flavor matters not, just cookies. Not to be confused with Jacking off in cookie batter or dough before cooking. If you delay cookies making to rub one out first, the cookies are Jack-off Cookies

The party was only a few hours away but I was so horned up that I ended up bringing Jack-Off Cookies to the bar mitzvah.

Jack-off Cookies by Connie Bates May 13, 2016