Definitions by Conner Osborne

suspections 

Closely related to suspicions, but in regards to dealing with an individual who may have ulterior motives, or may possibly be suggesting something lewd.

My boss told me he wanted to "put his paper in my file," but I have my suspections as to what he really means.

suspections by Conner Osborne May 31, 2005

sorking 

Pretending to be productive while actually screwing around on you computer during work hours.

When I walked by my secretary's desk she looked so hard at work, but then I caught my her sorking again when I walked up behind her and saw that she was playing on the internet instead of working on my letter that needed to go out.

sorking by Conner Osborne May 15, 2005