Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ConfederateStateOfAmerica

Gnomed

Ho ho ho ha ha ha ho ho ho he he ha

hello me old chum
Im gnot a gnelf
Im gnot a ganobblin
Im a gnome and you've been gnomed!

Gnomed by ConfederateStateOfAmerica September 17, 2018

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Flex Shot

Shot Shot is a type of string cheese from the maker of Despacito 2, Philippine Swift.

Mr. Pig: Pass the Flex Shot, I’m Hungary.
Dhag: Here it is, the Flex Shot.
Mr. Pig: Yum. That was a good Flex Shot.

Flex Shot by ConfederateStateOfAmerica July 4, 2018

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ur sisters a mister

This is five times worse than ur granny tranny. Every time this is said the fabric of space a time rips.

Bob: ur mom gay and ur granny tranny.
Josh: Don’t make me say it bro.
Bob: you won’t Bitch.
Josh: ur sisters a mister.
*Bobs head explodes and the fabric of time and space rips destroying Jupiter*

ur sisters a mister by ConfederateStateOfAmerica May 10, 2018