Conch sucker's definitions

transom job

During sex you cum in the anus/vagina and then seal it with marine-Tex or equivalent two part epoxy.

It took my wife a week to poop after her transom job.

by Conch sucker August 17, 2019

Alabama Dogpile

When 3 dudes with matching camo shirts and matching kayaks paddle into the swamp and have a 3 hour manpile session with 3 slimey bass and a long nose gar. This is usually followed by smoking cigars.

After witnessing Hank, Bocephus, and Jeremiah entering the swamp at Wekiva island, we quickly realized we could hear and smell the Alabama Dogpile from the shore.

by Conch sucker February 28, 2026