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Definitions by Conch sucker

Alabama Dogpile

When 3 dudes with matching camo shirts and matching kayaks paddle into the swamp and have a 3 hour manpile session with 3 slimey bass and a long nose gar. This is usually followed by smoking cigars.
After witnessing Hank, Bocephus, and Jeremiah entering the swamp at Wekiva island, we quickly realized we could hear and smell the Alabama Dogpile from the shore.
Alabama Dogpile by Conch sucker February 28, 2026

transom job 

During sex you cum in the anus/vagina and then seal it with marine-Tex or equivalent two part epoxy.
It took my wife a week to poop after her transom job.
transom job by Conch sucker August 17, 2019