Conan's definitions

lopcock

A horrible, horrible afliction of the penis.

I'm sorry sir, but you have been stricken with the lopcock.

by Conan December 28, 2004

Nev

a mateless person who has no life...

That guy is such a nev! I hate nevs...

by conan October 1, 2004

The D'Silva Look

A type of dress consisting of khaki pants and a collared shirt (Pull-over sweater optional) with tennis shoes. The shirt MUST be tucked in and the pants must be short enough to show off 4 inches of sock.

No wonder why that dude gets so much action, he's got the D'Silva look

by Conan June 11, 2006